Introductions and Time Out - The Book-keepers Forum (UK)

Shamus · Shamus

http://www.book-keepers.org.uk/t62264820/site-ethics/

Leger · Leger

Hi Guys, Mostly one liners this week, so I've added a couple more. I was talking to my mate the other day, and I said that I was thinking of getting a divorce, as my wife hadn't spoken to me in over 2 months. "I'd reconsider if I was you", he told me, "women like that are hard to find" ---. To the person who sto...

Leger · Leger

A man was up in court and the charge was read out. "On the 19th July you did attack your wife with a hammer causing her actual bodily harm, how do you plead?" to which the man replied "Guilty". A man in the public gallery leapt up and shouted a name that questioned the guilty mans parentage. The man was told t...

Leger · Leger

My apologies, a little bit late this week. Been in Doncaster a couple of days so didn't get chance to get it done in time. A man goes into confession and says to the priest Forgive me Father. for I have have sinned. Last night I met two nubile young ladies, invited them back to my place, and made love to them...

Leger · Leger

It's that time of the week again. My girlfriend at the petrol station has dumped me and I'm very upset about it. I can't drive past there now without filling up. ---- I was doing 80 mph an hour down the motorway when a polic car attempted to stop me, so I increased my speed to 90 mph and then 100 mph. Eventu...

VinceH · VinceH

This is partly inspired by John's Digital Storage discussion - that, and what needs to be kept, along with knowing what must be on an invoice, etc, etc. I have before me an invoice from a supplier to one of my clients. It is a fairly normal looking invoice, with the top part showing the supplier and custom...

Leger · Leger

A milkman was leaving his job, and was collecting his money from his customers on the final day. At the last house a rather voluptuous lady opened the door and beckoned him in. She whisked him upstairs and gave him a night to remember. The next morning the man came downstairs to find a full english break...

Leger · Leger

Hi Guys. This is the first of ideally a weekly feature resurrecting what Dave used to do. A few jokes and a meme of the week to liven your weekend, or not as the case may be Please feel free to add your own or contribute in any way. Jimmy's mum and Dad wanted to have a Sunday afternoon session in the bedroo...

Jake · Jake

Hi Book-Keepers Update on Sage 50 Verses Sage 50c Subscriptions Oct 2019 I have been using Sage 50 for the past 15 years, a great piece of software however Sage are now trying to get all of their customers to upgrade to Sage 50c, subscription based. Their sales team made contact with me in 2018 with...

New member · Roadrunner

Hi I'm new on this forum. I've read it for a while and decided to join. The discussions held here appear to be in really professional and friendly manner . Hope this forum member will not regret to welcomimg myself . Originally from Latvia I have graduated in 2000 from Uni and has worked in finance ever...

Nora008 · Nora008

Find many useful stuff from this forum and decided to join. Just would like to say hello to everyone and introduce myself a bit. I got my ACCA membership since last year, without a practising certificate. Having stayed at home for three years with children I decided to do some bookkeeping job. Not sure...

Cheshire · Cheshire

Oh dear. My note to book the tickets popped up yesterday. But then when I went online to order I saw that the conference wouldve already been in full swing. Why did no-one remind me? Kind regards Billy No Mates -- Edited by Cheshire on Wednesday 11th of September 2019 09:58:43 AM

GKO · GKO

Hi Everyone, I'm a newbie to the forum and wanted to introduce myself, I'm Gary. Currently studying AAT Level 4, planning to move on to ACCA once complete. AATQB - in the process of putting together my Bookkeeping License application as i plan to offer services as a side business. I've been looking aro...

Cheshire · Cheshire

. -- Edited by Cheshire on Sunday 25th of August 2019 11:42:54 AM

Cheshire · Cheshire

That should read Tosspots! In fact fuchin tosspots. Why oh why can't people read their emails properly. Or if they want something that they have already been sent, then go back into said emails and get the damned thing themselves. Oh noooooo, its easier to bounce an email and mither a fuchin busy p...

Rachel19 · Rachel19

Hi everyone, I've been reading this site for a while now, but I'm finally in a position to start out on my own so I thought it was time to make myself an account. Just as a bit of background, I've got nearly 14 years practice experience, ACCA qualified and now in the process of applying for my Practising Cer...

Cheshire · Cheshire

Looks like some more forum changes. New box just popped up on my phone. Option to delete as well as edit. Dangerous!!!! Will we have the same daft shenanigans as Aweb whereby folk delete their post when they get an answer they don't like? Or just delete for the sake of it after folk have taken the time and...

Leger · Leger

Has anyone else noticed that the logo has been "stamped" with a photobucket watermark and what is the reason? The logo itself links to a photobucket url (web address)

Cheshire · Cheshire

Is it just me thinking this, but are these on the increase? I don't just mean on here, but in life in general.

Cheshire · Cheshire

Is it just me or is it the annual wakes week for Accountants? Tried to get in touch with 3 of my Accountancy contacts and they are all away this week.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	STICKY: Before Posting (closed) (Preview) http://www.book-keepers.org.uk/t62264820/site-ethics/	Shamus	0	3724	Sat Jun 11 15:06 2016 by Shamus
	Friday Fun 6.12.19 (Preview) Hi Guys, Mostly one liners this week, so I've added a couple more. I was talking to my mate the other day, and I said that I was thinking of getting a divorce, as my wife hadn't spoken to me in over 2 months. "I'd reconsider if I was you", he told me, "women like that are hard to find" ---. To the person who sto...	Leger	6	362	Tue Dec 10 18:27 2019 by Leger
	Friday Fun 29.11.19 (Preview) A man was up in court and the charge was read out. "On the 19th July you did attack your wife with a hammer causing her actual bodily harm, how do you plead?" to which the man replied "Guilty". A man in the public gallery leapt up and shouted a name that questioned the guilty mans parentage. The man was told t...	Leger	6	389	Thu Dec 5 18:55 2019 by Kinbuck
	Friday Fun 22.11.19 (Preview) My apologies, a little bit late this week. Been in Doncaster a couple of days so didn't get chance to get it done in time. A man goes into confession and says to the priest Forgive me Father. for I have have sinned. Last night I met two nubile young ladies, invited them back to my place, and made love to them...	Leger	2	259	Sun Nov 24 06:52 2019 by Artois
	Friday Fun 15.11.19 (Preview) It's that time of the week again. My girlfriend at the petrol station has dumped me and I'm very upset about it. I can't drive past there now without filling up. ---- I was doing 80 mph an hour down the motorway when a polic car attempted to stop me, so I increased my speed to 90 mph and then 100 mph. Eventu...	Leger	7	402	Mon Nov 18 13:55 2019 by VinceH
	Those moments when you utter "FFS" ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) This is partly inspired by John's Digital Storage discussion - that, and what needs to be kept, along with knowing what must be on an invoice, etc, etc. I have before me an invoice from a supplier to one of my clients. It is a fairly normal looking invoice, with the top part showing the supplier and custom...	VinceH	137	13957	Mon Nov 18 11:31 2019 by Cheshire
	Friday Fun 8th Nov 19 (Preview) A milkman was leaving his job, and was collecting his money from his customers on the final day. At the last house a rather voluptuous lady opened the door and beckoned him in. She whisked him upstairs and gave him a night to remember. The next morning the man came downstairs to find a full english break...	Leger	5	438	Tue Nov 12 15:25 2019 by Leger
	Friday Fun - 1st Nov 19 (Preview) Hi Guys. This is the first of ideally a weekly feature resurrecting what Dave used to do. A few jokes and a meme of the week to liven your weekend, or not as the case may be Please feel free to add your own or contribute in any way. Jimmy's mum and Dad wanted to have a Sunday afternoon session in the bedroo...	Leger	9	667	Mon Nov 4 13:20 2019 by Leger
	Sage 50c Verses Sage 50c Oct 2019 (Preview) Hi Book-Keepers Update on Sage 50 Verses Sage 50c Subscriptions Oct 2019 I have been using Sage 50 for the past 15 years, a great piece of software however Sage are now trying to get all of their customers to upgrade to Sage 50c, subscription based. Their sales team made contact with me in 2018 with...	Jake	8	638	Wed Oct 23 13:58 2019 by johnhemming
	New member (Preview) Hi I'm new on this forum. I've read it for a while and decided to join. The discussions held here appear to be in really professional and friendly manner . Hope this forum member will not regret to welcomimg myself . Originally from Latvia I have graduated in 2000 from Uni and has worked in finance ever...	Roadrunner	13	1189	Thu Oct 10 23:46 2019 by Roadrunner
	Hello (Preview) Find many useful stuff from this forum and decided to join. Just would like to say hello to everyone and introduce myself a bit. I got my ACCA membership since last year, without a practising certificate. Having stayed at home for three years with children I decided to do some bookkeeping job. Not sure...	Nora008	13	873	Wed Sep 25 09:22 2019 by Artois
	Accountex Manchester (Preview) Oh dear. My note to book the tickets popped up yesterday. But then when I went online to order I saw that the conference wouldve already been in full swing. Why did no-one remind me? Kind regards Billy No Mates -- Edited by Cheshire on Wednesday 11th of September 2019 09:58:43 AM	Cheshire	7	663	Thu Sep 12 08:23 2019 by Cheshire
	Hi (Preview) Hi Everyone, I'm a newbie to the forum and wanted to introduce myself, I'm Gary. Currently studying AAT Level 4, planning to move on to ACCA once complete. AATQB - in the process of putting together my Bookkeeping License application as i plan to offer services as a side business. I've been looking aro...	GKO	5	719	Fri Aug 30 10:08 2019 by GKO
	IGNORE - Ive sorted it (Preview) . -- Edited by Cheshire on Sunday 25th of August 2019 11:42:54 AM	Cheshire	2	474	Sun Aug 25 11:51 2019 by Cheshire
	Pots (Preview) That should read Tosspots! In fact fuchin tosspots. Why oh why can't people read their emails properly. Or if they want something that they have already been sent, then go back into said emails and get the damned thing themselves. Oh noooooo, its easier to bounce an email and mither a fuchin busy p...	Cheshire	11	808	Sun Aug 25 11:02 2019 by Cheshire
	Hello (Preview) Hi everyone, I've been reading this site for a while now, but I'm finally in a position to start out on my own so I thought it was time to make myself an account. Just as a bit of background, I've got nearly 14 years practice experience, ACCA qualified and now in the process of applying for my Practising Cer...	Rachel19	5	837	Thu Aug 1 08:34 2019 by YLB-HO
	Edit (Preview) Looks like some more forum changes. New box just popped up on my phone. Option to delete as well as edit. Dangerous!!!! Will we have the same daft shenanigans as Aweb whereby folk delete their post when they get an answer they don't like? Or just delete for the sake of it after folk have taken the time and...	Cheshire	7	693	Sun Jul 21 20:54 2019 by Leger
	Forum Logo (Preview) Has anyone else noticed that the logo has been "stamped" with a photobucket watermark and what is the reason? The logo itself links to a photobucket url (web address)	Leger	5	732	Thu Jul 4 13:37 2019 by Cheshire
	Ghost posters, dumb questions and non responders (Preview) Is it just me thinking this, but are these on the increase? I don't just mean on here, but in life in general.	Cheshire	3	671	Sun Jun 30 15:53 2019 by Cheshire
	Is it holiday season? (Preview) Is it just me or is it the annual wakes week for Accountants? Tried to get in touch with 3 of my Accountancy contacts and they are all away this week.	Cheshire	0	500	Tue Jun 25 09:58 2019 by Cheshire
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