Introductions and Time Out - The Book-keepers Forum (UK)

Shamus · Shamus

http://www.book-keepers.org.uk/t62264820/site-ethics/

Leger · Leger

The manager had a major issue and needed the Manager to come in to work urgently. He rand his house and a little girl answered.Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"."Yes.", whispered the small voice.May I talk with him?", the man ask...

TopCat50 · TopCat50

New here, so just to introduce myself. I'm Tom, been a qualified accountant for over 10years. I've worked in various places, preparing mainly management accounts information and reviewing procedures & controls- perhaps not the usual tax/accounts type stuff you associate with an accoun...

Leger · Leger

There's not many Valentine jokes about, but I've just seen this one which made me smile. My girlfriend texted me this morning saying "Happy Valentines Day xxxxx" I texted back. "Happy Valentines day to you as well" She texted "You haven't put any x's on so I replied "Sorry, happy Valentines Day, Sar...

Stuartwantstoknow · Stuartwantstoknow

Hi All, I am a company director working in recruitment for 7 years. We are a family run company and I run the operations. I am now 3 months into a work based learning undergraduate degree in Accountancy and 5th year will be professional exams. Here for a bit of guidance when needed.

Leger · Leger

Sorry Guys & Ladyfolk, but been a hectic week and realised I hadn't done one. My son told me this today, which I found amusing. Eskimo Lad: What's for tea mum? Mum: Vera Lynn burgers. Lad: Oh no, not whale meat again! -- Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A mobile phone on a bench start...

VinceH · VinceH

This is partly inspired by John's Digital Storage discussion - that, and what needs to be kept, along with knowing what must be on an invoice, etc, etc. I have before me an invoice from a supplier to one of my clients. It is a fairly normal looking invoice, with the top part showing the supplier and custom...

Leger · Leger

Here we go folks. My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer. "I'm looking for some cheap flights," I replied. "Oh that's great love" she said, all excited "Have you found any? I'll help you look." She usually isn't that interested in darts. --After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lyin...

Leger · Leger

Yay, on time Been thinking, would people prefer just one thread, updated on a weekly basis, or a separate thread each week? The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Holiness, but are ther...

Leger · Leger

Sorry lads and lasses, a bit late this week. An English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but tha...

Cheshire · Cheshire

Which one is the sodding coolant tank? The bigger of the two? Handbook useless!!

Leger · Leger

Once upon a time there was a baby bunny. This bunny had never ventured beyond the fence around the field its warren was in. One evening, just after dusk, the bunny was nibbling on the grass by the fence and looking longingly at all the really lush grass and dandelions in the field over the road. Now this ro...

Leger · Leger

A mix of general knowledge and questions relating to 2019. Answers on Thursday 2nd January. 1. In April, what major change occurred in relation to a certain tax. 2. what major financial event didn't take place in 2019 3. Regarding Brexit, which were the two extended exit dates in 2019? 4. ...

Leger · Leger

Young Johnny balloon wanted to watch the late night horror film but his parents weren't happy. After much pleading they relented but warned him. If you get scared and have nightmares, don't come running to our bed. Young Johnny watched the film,and sure enough woke up in the middle of the night from a n...

Leger · Leger

It's that time of year again, see how many you can get right. There's a trick question in there so be careful 1. Which country donates the Christmas tree in Trafalgar Square (extra point for the city)? 2. Which monarch broadcast the first radio Christmas message (extra point for the year)? 3. Wh...

Leger · Leger

The last one of 2019, for the next one I need perfect vision. To the person who stole my anti-depressant tablets, I hope you're happy with yourself. -- After 7 years in the medical profession, a good friend of mine has been struck off after sleeping with one of his patients, and can no longer work in the p...

New Member · Elena

Hello Everyone, I am a new member of this forum, found this forum informative so I decided to join. I am very delighted being a part of this forum. I hope forum members are also happy with my joining. Originally from Augusta and experienced accountant in Sagenext Infotech LLC. My company provides a Cl...

Leger · Leger

A christmas themed joke page. Happy Christmas everyone. The AA have warned anyone travelling in icy and snowy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24hr supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery...

Leger · Leger

Hi Guys, profuse apologies for the lateness. Was in Doncaster Friday, quite a hectic day, and yesterday I was in Sarf London watching Donny Rovers get beat. Shortly after the BA flight had reached it's cruising altitude, the Captain announced over the tannoy. "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome abo...

Leger · Leger

Hi Guys, Mostly one liners this week, so I've added a couple more. I was talking to my mate the other day, and I said that I was thinking of getting a divorce, as my wife hadn't spoken to me in over 2 months. "I'd reconsider if I was you", he told me, "women like that are hard to find" ---. To the person who sto...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	STICKY: Before Posting (closed) (Preview) http://www.book-keepers.org.uk/t62264820/site-ethics/	Shamus	0	3986	Sat Jun 11 15:06 2016 by Shamus
	Friday Fun 21.2.20 (Preview) The manager had a major issue and needed the Manager to come in to work urgently. He rand his house and a little girl answered.Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"."Yes.", whispered the small voice.May I talk with him?", the man ask...	Leger	7	485	Tue Feb 25 16:10 2020 by Leger
	Hello (Preview) New here, so just to introduce myself. I'm Tom, been a qualified accountant for over 10years. I've worked in various places, preparing mainly management accounts information and reviewing procedures & controls- perhaps not the usual tax/accounts type stuff you associate with an accoun...	TopCat50	2	453	Sat Feb 22 14:49 2020 by Artois
	Friday Fun 14.1.20 (Preview) There's not many Valentine jokes about, but I've just seen this one which made me smile. My girlfriend texted me this morning saying "Happy Valentines Day xxxxx" I texted back. "Happy Valentines day to you as well" She texted "You haven't put any x's on so I replied "Sorry, happy Valentines Day, Sar...	Leger	6	416	Tue Feb 18 16:13 2020 by Cheshire
	Hi All book-keepers (Preview) Hi All, I am a company director working in recruitment for 7 years. We are a family run company and I run the operations. I am now 3 months into a work based learning undergraduate degree in Accountancy and 5th year will be professional exams. Here for a bit of guidance when needed.	Stuartwantstoknow	3	512	Tue Feb 11 20:53 2020 by Stuartwantstoknow
	Friday Fun 7.2.20 (Preview) Sorry Guys & Ladyfolk, but been a hectic week and realised I hadn't done one. My son told me this today, which I found amusing. Eskimo Lad: What's for tea mum? Mum: Vera Lynn burgers. Lad: Oh no, not whale meat again! -- Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A mobile phone on a bench start...	Leger	5	334	Mon Feb 10 15:28 2020 by Leger
	Those moments when you utter "FFS" ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) This is partly inspired by John's Digital Storage discussion - that, and what needs to be kept, along with knowing what must be on an invoice, etc, etc. I have before me an invoice from a supplier to one of my clients. It is a fairly normal looking invoice, with the top part showing the supplier and custom...	VinceH	147	15225	Tue Feb 4 22:49 2020 by Cheshire
	Friday Fun 31.1.20 (Preview) Here we go folks. My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer. "I'm looking for some cheap flights," I replied. "Oh that's great love" she said, all excited "Have you found any? I'll help you look." She usually isn't that interested in darts. --After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lyin...	Leger	7	449	Sun Feb 2 11:07 2020 by Cheshire
	Friday Fun 24.1.20 (Preview) Yay, on time Been thinking, would people prefer just one thread, updated on a weekly basis, or a separate thread each week? The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Holiness, but are ther...	Leger	4	419	Sun Jan 26 07:04 2020 by Artois
	Friday Fun 17.1.20 (Preview) Sorry lads and lasses, a bit late this week. An English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but tha...	Leger	2	266	Tue Jan 21 22:11 2020 by Leger
	Time out Q totally unrelated to the profession (Preview) Which one is the sodding coolant tank? The bigger of the two? Handbook useless!!	Cheshire	5	408	Mon Jan 20 15:08 2020 by Cheshire
	Friday Fun 10.1.20 (Preview) Once upon a time there was a baby bunny. This bunny had never ventured beyond the fence around the field its warren was in. One evening, just after dusk, the bunny was nibbling on the grass by the fence and looking longingly at all the really lush grass and dandelions in the field over the road. Now this ro...	Leger	6	459	Mon Jan 13 13:18 2020 by Casu
	New Year Quiz (Preview) A mix of general knowledge and questions relating to 2019. Answers on Thursday 2nd January. 1. In April, what major change occurred in relation to a certain tax. 2. what major financial event didn't take place in 2019 3. Regarding Brexit, which were the two extended exit dates in 2019? 4. ...	Leger	11	860	Sun Jan 5 14:48 2020 by Leger
	Friday Fun 3.1.20 (Preview) Young Johnny balloon wanted to watch the late night horror film but his parents weren't happy. After much pleading they relented but warned him. If you get scared and have nightmares, don't come running to our bed. Young Johnny watched the film,and sure enough woke up in the middle of the night from a n...	Leger	1	263	Sun Jan 5 14:24 2020 by Cheshire
	Christmas Quiz (Preview) It's that time of year again, see how many you can get right. There's a trick question in there so be careful 1. Which country donates the Christmas tree in Trafalgar Square (extra point for the city)? 2. Which monarch broadcast the first radio Christmas message (extra point for the year)? 3. Wh...	Leger	11	768	Sun Jan 5 14:17 2020 by Leger
	Friday Fun 27.12.19 (Preview) The last one of 2019, for the next one I need perfect vision. To the person who stole my anti-depressant tablets, I hope you're happy with yourself. -- After 7 years in the medical profession, a good friend of mine has been struck off after sleeping with one of his patients, and can no longer work in the p...	Leger	3	451	Thu Jan 2 22:45 2020 by Amanda
	New Member (Preview) Hello Everyone, I am a new member of this forum, found this forum informative so I decided to join. I am very delighted being a part of this forum. I hope forum members are also happy with my joining. Originally from Augusta and experienced accountant in Sagenext Infotech LLC. My company provides a Cl...	Elena	1	353	Thu Dec 26 22:57 2019 by Shamus
	Christmas Crackers (Preview) A christmas themed joke page. Happy Christmas everyone. The AA have warned anyone travelling in icy and snowy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24hr supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery...	Leger	1	316	Sun Dec 22 01:40 2019 by Cheshire
	Friday Fun 13.12.19 (Preview) Hi Guys, profuse apologies for the lateness. Was in Doncaster Friday, quite a hectic day, and yesterday I was in Sarf London watching Donny Rovers get beat. Shortly after the BA flight had reached it's cruising altitude, the Captain announced over the tannoy. "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome abo...	Leger	3	408	Mon Dec 16 10:09 2019 by Cheshire
	Friday Fun 6.12.19 (Preview) Hi Guys, Mostly one liners this week, so I've added a couple more. I was talking to my mate the other day, and I said that I was thinking of getting a divorce, as my wife hadn't spoken to me in over 2 months. "I'd reconsider if I was you", he told me, "women like that are hard to find" ---. To the person who sto...	Leger	6	612	Tue Dec 10 18:27 2019 by Leger
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