Introductions and Time Out - The Book-keepers Forum (UK)

Shamus · Shamus

http://www.book-keepers.org.uk/t62264820/site-ethics/

Leger · Leger

I really must make more of an effort posting these, it's been a while. The priest walks into the vestry with a worried look on his face, the verger asks the priest what seems to be the problem. The priest says I dont believe it someone has only pinched my bike. The verger sits there for a moment then he say...

Leger · Leger

Sorry peeps, a bit late this week A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because he suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For £100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving ho...

ecomledger · ecomledger

Hello all, I stumbled across this forum and I have been an ecommerce accountant for a couple of years now and love it. At the same time i am developing software agnostic tools for Amazon revenue, cost and VAT automated reporting, this will work with anything from VT to Xero. I am here to learn more ab...

Oly · Oly

Hi I'm a designer and do my own book keeping. Fair to say I'm prob a better designer than book keeper :) Oly

Leger · Leger

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a c...

MailPilot · MailPilot

because he couldnt get any satisfaction from the Change of Password routine. It was quicker this way

Jenksy · Jenksy

Hi All, Jaime here. I am brand new to the site but looks like a great place for book keepers to help each other. I am an accountant myself however it has been years and years since I had to post a journal as my job involves costing patient care within the NHS! and since then I have started my own little busine...

Amanda · Amanda

Hi Where is the Friday fun John, I looked forward to reading your 'bad' jokes! My friend once called a few house painters to his house for some work. He wanted them to paint his porch. After a few hours, the house painters came back for the payment as their work was complete. Before leaving they told my fri...

EmmaAlt · EmmaAlt

Hi everyone My name is Emma and I'm near Glasgow. Been working in finance for over 5 years now and setting up as a self-employed bookkeeper (on hold to HMRC as I type...) Qualified to Level 3 AAT and working on Level 4 now. Not sure if I'll do ACCA after this or not, it was my plan but have seen a few posts about...

Aloe Aly · Aloe Aly

I just followed a tweet and found this forum. I used to be really active on a few Sage forums a few years ago offering help and advice but facebook groups just kind of took over - so it's good to see this kind of support exists. I am Alison Mead - I run an IT business with my husband Paul and we have been helpin...

Leger · Leger

Sorry, we haven't had one for a little while. --------------------------------------------------------- A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped...

Hewly · Hewly

Hellooooo everyone, just starting up bookkeeping practice and thought I'd check out this forum.

Leger · Leger

It is just before Scotland v England in the Euros Group game. Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can...

Leger · Leger

Cant believe what I saw in McDonalds today. An old man placed an order for one burger , French fries and a drink.He unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife.He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pi...

maccawaccawoo · maccawaccawoo

Hello everyone I'm a complete newbie to forums as well as bookkeeping as a profession

I studied to AAT Technician level in the early 2000s, all the units were achieved except the Managing Accounting System project...arrggghhhh!...so never got the MAAT Went on to manage a small business us...

Leger · Leger

It started off with header advertising. Unobtrusive and a very small price to pay for a free forum. Then we started getting advertising inside the posts. I wasn't so keen but I lived with it. Then, in the last 3 months you get a pop up advert as soon as you open the forum page, and you have to click on the pa...

Leger · Leger

I asked my Chinese friend what it was like living in China. "Can't complain" he said. -- I saw a Fox on the way to work this morning.I thought to myself "wonder what he does..." --John: Dad, there's a girl I like. She's beautiful. I want to go out with her.Dad: Who?John: The girl across our street, Nina.D...

Diamond8 · Diamond8

Hello just a quick intro I have been lurking on this site for some time now and picked up some useful info, so thought it was about time to actually join and perhaps contribute a bit when able. I am a member of ICB and run a small part-time practice doing bookkeeping etc for several clients. Also am employe...

Leger · Leger

Sorry, it's been a while since we last had one, time just seems to fly sometimes. I've added a few more this week to make up for it's absence. Apologies for the formatting, I tried to edit it but it didn't change. ----------------------- I've just told my wife that our neighbour has died. She said "W...

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	STICKY: Before Posting (closed) (Preview) http://www.book-keepers.org.uk/t62264820/site-ethics/	Shamus	0	6119	Sat Jun 11 15:06 2016 by Shamus
	Weekend Fun 17.10.21 (Preview) I really must make more of an effort posting these, it's been a while. The priest walks into the vestry with a worried look on his face, the verger asks the priest what seems to be the problem. The priest says I dont believe it someone has only pinched my bike. The verger sits there for a moment then he say...	Leger	6	342	Thu Oct 21 17:03 2021 by Artois
	Friday Fun on Monday 13.9.21 (Preview) Sorry peeps, a bit late this week A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because he suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For £100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving ho...	Leger	3	419	Mon Sep 20 14:18 2021 by Amanda
	Ecommerce bookkeeper and software developer (Preview) Hello all, I stumbled across this forum and I have been an ecommerce accountant for a couple of years now and love it. At the same time i am developing software agnostic tools for Amazon revenue, cost and VAT automated reporting, this will work with anything from VT to Xero. I am here to learn more ab...	ecomledger	0	241	Thu Sep 9 11:03 2021 by ecomledger
	A designer book keeper (Preview) Hi I'm a designer and do my own book keeping. Fair to say I'm prob a better designer than book keeper :) Oly	Oly	2	297	Mon Sep 6 22:02 2021 by Leger
	Friday Fun 27.08.21 (Preview) A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a c...	Leger	3	365	Mon Aug 30 21:45 2021 by Leger
	Oldie AICB is now MailPilot (Preview) because he couldnt get any satisfaction from the Change of Password routine. It was quicker this way	MailPilot	1	233	Mon Aug 30 10:58 2021 by Shamus
	Hello from me! (Preview) Hi All, Jaime here. I am brand new to the site but looks like a great place for book keepers to help each other. I am an accountant myself however it has been years and years since I had to post a journal as my job involves costing patient care within the NHS! and since then I have started my own little busine...	Jenksy	3	309	Thu Aug 26 14:39 2021 by Leger
	Where is the Friday fun John.......... (Preview) Hi Where is the Friday fun John, I looked forward to reading your 'bad' jokes! My friend once called a few house painters to his house for some work. He wanted them to paint his porch. After a few hours, the house painters came back for the payment as their work was complete. Before leaving they told my fri...	Amanda	1	204	Thu Aug 26 14:37 2021 by Leger
	Introduction :) (Preview) Hi everyone My name is Emma and I'm near Glasgow. Been working in finance for over 5 years now and setting up as a self-employed bookkeeper (on hold to HMRC as I type...) Qualified to Level 3 AAT and working on Level 4 now. Not sure if I'll do ACCA after this or not, it was my plan but have seen a few posts about...	EmmaAlt	6	685	Fri Jul 30 21:49 2021 by Shamus
	Hello from Aloe Aly sage xero IT (Preview) I just followed a tweet and found this forum. I used to be really active on a few Sage forums a few years ago offering help and advice but facebook groups just kind of took over - so it's good to see this kind of support exists. I am Alison Mead - I run an IT business with my husband Paul and we have been helpin...	Aloe Aly	2	348	Wed Jul 21 18:40 2021 by Leger
	Weekend Fun 10.7.21 (Preview) Sorry, we haven't had one for a little while. --------------------------------------------------------- A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped...	Leger	3	426	Tue Jul 13 14:03 2021 by Leger
	Intro (Preview) Hellooooo everyone, just starting up bookkeeping practice and thought I'd check out this forum.	Hewly	4	543	Wed Jun 23 18:56 2021 by Artois
	Weekend Fun 20.6.21 (Preview) It is just before Scotland v England in the Euros Group game. Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can...	Leger	3	471	Wed Jun 23 18:55 2021 by Artois
	Weekend Fun 31.5.21 (Preview) Cant believe what I saw in McDonalds today. An old man placed an order for one burger , French fries and a drink.He unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife.He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pi...	Leger	2	635	Wed Jun 2 11:44 2021 by Leger
	Newbie hello/AAT (Preview) Hello everyone I'm a complete newbie to forums as well as bookkeeping as a profession I studied to AAT Technician level in the early 2000s, all the units were achieved except the Managing Accounting System project...arrggghhhh!...so never got the MAAT Went on to manage a small business us...	maccawaccawoo	4	686	Mon May 31 11:50 2021 by maccawaccawoo
	Taking the pee (Preview) It started off with header advertising. Unobtrusive and a very small price to pay for a free forum. Then we started getting advertising inside the posts. I wasn't so keen but I lived with it. Then, in the last 3 months you get a pop up advert as soon as you open the forum page, and you have to click on the pa...	Leger	5	654	Wed May 26 12:35 2021 by BudgetB
	Weekend Fun 18.5.21 (Preview) I asked my Chinese friend what it was like living in China. "Can't complain" he said. -- I saw a Fox on the way to work this morning.I thought to myself "wonder what he does..." --John: Dad, there's a girl I like. She's beautiful. I want to go out with her.Dad: Who?John: The girl across our street, Nina.D...	Leger	3	519	Thu May 20 00:52 2021 by Leger
	Hello (Preview) Hello just a quick intro I have been lurking on this site for some time now and picked up some useful info, so thought it was about time to actually join and perhaps contribute a bit when able. I am a member of ICB and run a small part-time practice doing bookkeeping etc for several clients. Also am employe...	Diamond8	4	592	Tue May 18 22:13 2021 by Amanda
	Weekend Fun 09.05.21 (Preview) Sorry, it's been a while since we last had one, time just seems to fly sometimes. I've added a few more this week to make up for it's absence. Apologies for the formatting, I tried to edit it but it didn't change. ----------------------- I've just told my wife that our neighbour has died. She said "W...	Leger	5	479	Tue May 11 22:53 2021 by Leger
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