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Shamus · Shamus

http://www.book-keepers.org.uk/t62264820/site-ethics/

Leger · Leger

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors surgery.Why is your stomach so big? he asks.I´m having a baby. she replies.Is the baby in your stomach? he asks, with his big eyes.Yes, it is. she says.Is it a good baby? he asks, with a puzzled look.Oh, yes. A real...

Leger · Leger

Well, Thats me in Hospital This has not been a good day. After spending the last 8 weeks quarantined inside the house, and going stir crazy I decided to go horse riding, something I haven't done in ages. It turned out to be a one big mistake!I got on the horse and started out slowly, which was fine. But then...

Leger · Leger

Yay, it's July, and my first job this morning was to hotfoot it down to the Barbers and get a Grade cut done. Feel loads better now. Playing golf one day I accidentally tipped over my golf buggy..Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and c...

Naj · Naj

Hello everyone, My name is Najat. I am an ACCA member. I have been working in an accountancy practise for the past 5 year. I would like to eventually become self employed. For the mean time, I want to establish a small book keeping business along side my day to day work in the practise. I am hoping that, i...

SamB · SamB

Hi My name is Sam and and I am a newbie to this forum. I work for a small business as an Office Manager and have taken on book-keeping as part of my role! I have been book-keeping for just under 6 months, have no formal qualifications other than being organised!! I am hoping to underpin my learning with...

Leger · Leger

Blimey, half way through the year, which means only 20 sleeps to Christmas if you're an insomniac! Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers plea...

Leger · Leger

Here we go folks I was in a taxi last week and tapped the driver gently on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the taxi, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the kerb and stopped just inches from a large plate window. For a few moments everything was silent. Then, the shaking driver said, "Are y...

Leger · Leger

I've decided to change the title, as I can't remember the last tme I did the fun page on a Friday. Yorkshireman: It's my wife Doctor, I can't seem to get her pregnantDoctor: Has she got the coil in?Man: Has she eckerslike - she's noreven washed spuds yet. -- A man walks into his hotel's liftThe operato...

Leger · Leger

My daft mate Dave has applied to be a detective. At the interview he was asked what 1 + 1 is."Eleven", he replied.The Interviewer thinks to himself, "Thats not what I wanted, but I guess he's right!""What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks."Today and Tomorrow", he replied.The sheri...

Leger · Leger

Was speaking to my mate earlier and was reminded off a couple of jokes. Bloke walks into a chippy and said "I want some f**ing fish and chips. The friar ignores him and the bloke repeats it. The friar looks up, annoyed, and said "Where's your manners young man?" The bloke says "I want some f***ing f...

Cheshire · Cheshire

Seems to be that time! The BKN logo looks like it needs renewing again.

Cheshire · Cheshire

Everytime I click on a post I get an advert popping up, I have to back out and re-click on the forum post. Only happening on ipad at the mo, but increasingly annoying. Anyone else getting this?

Leger · Leger

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from ve...

Leger · Leger

Sorry folks, but as they say, better late than never. As mentioned last week here is a very similar joke to the secretary joke My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!...

MAK · MAK

Hi everyone,New to the forum and just wanted to introduce myself.I found the forum by accident and was delighted to find a few posts that had exactly the information and discussion I had been looking for.I am still in the relatively early stages of planning what I hope will become a bookkeeping busine...

Leger · Leger

Well late this week, sorry about that folks Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morni...

Leger · Leger

May already, doesn't time fly. A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but....

Leger · Leger

Sorry folks, I had planned to do a special over the weekend but just didn't allocate the time I needed, sorry. So a normal one this week and I'll try and do the special one on Friday (if it works). --It's my daft mate Dave's first day working in the local zoo. The Zookeeper said to him "The gorilla is on heat...

Leger · Leger

These people all changed their names when they became famous, what was their stage name? Some easy ones but a couple of hard ones as well. I'll give some extra clues on Tuesday for the ones that haven't been identified then. 1. Edward Hugh McGinnis (Comedian) 2. Francis Ethel Gumm (Film Star) 3. ...

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	STICKY: Before Posting (closed) (Preview) http://www.book-keepers.org.uk/t62264820/site-ethics/	Shamus	0	4518	Sat Jun 11 15:06 2016 by Shamus
	Weekend Fun 2.8.20 (Preview) A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors surgery.Why is your stomach so big? he asks.I´m having a baby. she replies.Is the baby in your stomach? he asks, with his big eyes.Yes, it is. she says.Is it a good baby? he asks, with a puzzled look.Oh, yes. A real...	Leger	2	203	Mon Aug 3 16:48 2020 by Artois
	Weekend Fun 12.7.20 (Preview) Well, Thats me in Hospital This has not been a good day. After spending the last 8 weeks quarantined inside the house, and going stir crazy I decided to go horse riding, something I haven't done in ages. It turned out to be a one big mistake!I got on the horse and started out slowly, which was fine. But then...	Leger	2	343	Mon Jul 13 10:41 2020 by Leger
	Weekend Fun 4.7.20 (Preview) Yay, it's July, and my first job this morning was to hotfoot it down to the Barbers and get a Grade cut done. Feel loads better now. Playing golf one day I accidentally tipped over my golf buggy..Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and c...	Leger	5	420	Mon Jul 6 18:43 2020 by Leger
	Hello everyone (Preview) Hello everyone, My name is Najat. I am an ACCA member. I have been working in an accountancy practise for the past 5 year. I would like to eventually become self employed. For the mean time, I want to establish a small book keeping business along side my day to day work in the practise. I am hoping that, i...	Naj	6	462	Tue Jun 30 21:28 2020 by Naj
	Hello! (Preview) Hi My name is Sam and and I am a newbie to this forum. I work for a small business as an Office Manager and have taken on book-keeping as part of my role! I have been book-keeping for just under 6 months, have no formal qualifications other than being organised!! I am hoping to underpin my learning with...	SamB	5	463	Tue Jun 30 12:52 2020 by Rachel19
	Weekend Fun 27.6.20 (Preview) Blimey, half way through the year, which means only 20 sleeps to Christmas if you're an insomniac! Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers plea...	Leger	0	192	Sat Jun 27 15:20 2020 by Leger
	Weekend Fun 20.6.20 (Preview) Here we go folks I was in a taxi last week and tapped the driver gently on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the taxi, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the kerb and stopped just inches from a large plate window. For a few moments everything was silent. Then, the shaking driver said, "Are y...	Leger	3	372	Mon Jun 22 12:02 2020 by Leger
	Weekend Fun 7.6.20 (Preview) I've decided to change the title, as I can't remember the last tme I did the fun page on a Friday. Yorkshireman: It's my wife Doctor, I can't seem to get her pregnantDoctor: Has she got the coil in?Man: Has she eckerslike - she's noreven washed spuds yet. -- A man walks into his hotel's liftThe operato...	Leger	8	549	Tue Jun 16 19:52 2020 by Leger
	Weekend Fun 13.6.20 (Preview) My daft mate Dave has applied to be a detective. At the interview he was asked what 1 + 1 is."Eleven", he replied.The Interviewer thinks to himself, "Thats not what I wanted, but I guess he's right!""What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks."Today and Tomorrow", he replied.The sheri...	Leger	2	283	Tue Jun 16 09:58 2020 by Cheshire
	Friday Fun 29.5.20 (Preview) Was speaking to my mate earlier and was reminded off a couple of jokes. Bloke walks into a chippy and said "I want some fing fish and chips. The friar ignores him and the bloke repeats it. The friar looks up, annoyed, and said "Where's your manners young man?" The bloke says "I want some f*ing f...	Leger	6	520	Thu Jun 4 09:48 2020 by Casu
	BKN forum image - issue (Preview) Seems to be that time! The BKN logo looks like it needs renewing again.	Cheshire	8	654	Tue Jun 2 08:41 2020 by Cheshire
	Really annoying advertising (Preview) Everytime I click on a post I get an advert popping up, I have to back out and re-click on the forum post. Only happening on ipad at the mo, but increasingly annoying. Anyone else getting this?	Cheshire	4	384	Wed May 27 13:05 2020 by Leger
	Bank Holiday Fun 26.5.20 (Preview) The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from ve...	Leger	2	316	Tue May 26 10:54 2020 by Leger
	Friday Fun 15.5.20 (Preview) Sorry folks, but as they say, better late than never. As mentioned last week here is a very similar joke to the secretary joke My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!...	Leger	7	564	Thu May 21 15:03 2020 by VinceH
	Hi to everyone (Preview) Hi everyone,New to the forum and just wanted to introduce myself.I found the forum by accident and was delighted to find a few posts that had exactly the information and discussion I had been looking for.I am still in the relatively early stages of planning what I hope will become a bookkeeping busine...	MAK	10	808	Tue May 19 09:32 2020 by Rachel19
	Friday Fun 8.5.20 (Preview) Well late this week, sorry about that folks Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morni...	Leger	4	460	Tue May 12 08:59 2020 by Artois
	Friday Fun 1.5.20 (Preview) May already, doesn't time fly. A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but....	Leger	6	608	Fri May 8 12:28 2020 by Leger
	Friday Fun 24.4.20 (Preview) Sorry folks, I had planned to do a special over the weekend but just didn't allocate the time I needed, sorry. So a normal one this week and I'll try and do the special one on Friday (if it works). --It's my daft mate Dave's first day working in the local zoo. The Zookeeper said to him "The gorilla is on heat...	Leger	5	489	Tue Apr 28 19:07 2020 by Leger
	Who am I or what am I? An Easter Quiz (Preview) These people all changed their names when they became famous, what was their stage name? Some easy ones but a couple of hard ones as well. I'll give some extra clues on Tuesday for the ones that haven't been identified then. 1. Edward Hugh McGinnis (Comedian) 2. Francis Ethel Gumm (Film Star) 3. ...	Leger	21	1296	Mon Apr 27 11:34 2020 by Cheshire
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