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Amanda


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Hi

Where is the Friday fun John, I looked forward to reading your 'bad' jokes!

My friend once called a few house painters to his house for some work. He wanted them to paint his porch. After a few hours, the house painters came back for the payment as their work was complete. Before leaving they told my friend that they had enjoyed painting his car, but it is not really a Porsche.

 

The doctor says, Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?

Larry replies, God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so Hes fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When Im done, poof! The light goes off.

Wow, thats incredible, the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larrys wife.

Bonnie, he says, Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because Im in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when hes done, poof, the light goes off?

Oh, no, exclaims Bonnie. Hes peeing in the refrigerator again!



-- Edited by Amanda on Thursday 26th of August 2021 11:49:50 AM

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I've heard the first one, albeit in a slighter different vein.  Love the second one.

My apologies, I try to do it on a weekend, but the weekend goes that quick I realise I've run out of time.

But worry ye not, as Frankie Howard didn't say, I'll do one tomorrow and then every Friday from now on.

 



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